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Veel kijkplezier Diny

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I mean, I'd never have been able to
bring him

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somewhere like this, you see.
Your dad. No.

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Cos he'd dribble.

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I tried to keep him neat.

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If we went to, like,
the cafe in Sainsbury's,

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I'd sit with my back to the wall
and him facing me.

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Well, I had to.

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It's off-putting for folk, isn't it?

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They've come out for a coffee,
seeing someone like that.

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You're feeling sorry for him,
aren't you?

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No, I'm...
Yes, well, don't.

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I looked after him, and it's more
than he would have done for me.

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I told you about the pension?

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Yes.

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No provision for me.
No.

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He were thinking I'd go first.

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Well, yes, but...
But what?

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It's not like you're without,
is it?

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That isn't the point!

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I was an inconvenience
for 50 years.

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50 years!

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Well, he's dead now, so...
You never liked him.

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God, I make better coffee
than this in the microwave.

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God, these glasses are mucky.

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I've got a pen pal.
Did William tell you?

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No.

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This fella I was at school with.

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Well, except that
he was a lad then, obviously.

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I showed Gran how to put her details
on Facebook.

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Well, so who is he?

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Alan, he was called.

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He still is!

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Hang on, stop.
Start again. You...

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When Granddad was...
He can talk for himself!

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When I were at school,
there were this lass, this girl...

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Who he fancied. Whatever.
Keep going!

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Well, that's it, really.
No, it isn't.

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Put his name on Facebook,
right.

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Oh, aye! That's it.
And there she was. Celia Dawson.

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Nee Armitage.
Her and Doreen Wilkinson.

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Yeah, just two of 'em
out of t'whole year.

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You're joking?
So, we wrote to her.

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"We"?
Granddad were a bit nervous.

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What for?
Well, I were in two minds.

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So, you wrote to her, and...?

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And she wrote back.

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So, we kept it going!

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Oh, it's all nowt.

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It's all nowt.

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We're just pen pals.

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Except it's been a trip down
memory lane.

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Well, sort of, given that...

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Given that...?

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Well, you see, he was in my
year but not in my form.

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Gran was in the A stream.

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And if he's who I think he is, then
not everything he says adds up.

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You see, I think they lived up in the
wilds, somewhere up Stainland.

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She lived in t'next street.

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Only he talks
like he lived in the next street.

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And if he did, well...

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I'm beggared if I can place
him.

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Well, I were amazed when
she wrote back.

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I didn't think I were t'sort

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someone like her would
remember. Why?

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What sort's she?

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Glamorous.
Oh, aye?

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She always seemed... a bit better
spoken than the rest, and I...

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I were on t'shy side and
gormless.

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So, where is she now?

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Harrogate. She's got a little
flat at her daughter's house.

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Last time he saw her was in
1953. Really?!

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Yeah, her dad got a job down in
Sheffield and that were it - off
they went.

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He was heartbroken.
Did she know you had a...

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thing about her?

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Oh, she'd not look at me twice.

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I've told him. He wants to invite
himself over.

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Yeah! Why not? Say you're passing.

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Say... you're in Harrogate anyway
and would she like to meet up for a
cup of tea?

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Your Uncle Robbie's here,
Raff. Yes!

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Half an hour early.

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Want you back by five.

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No way!

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Told you this last time.
I made it clear.

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Mum, it doesn't finish while five.
How are we gonna get back here by
five?

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Hiya, Robbie.
Raff.

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I want him back by five.

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Right. No, not "right",

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like you're just saying it to
shut me up.

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"Right!", like you're heard
what I've said and it's sunk in.

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Right.

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He's got homework.
I've done it!

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When?!

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I'll ring yer.

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♪ ...Run for your lives... ♪

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Bastard.

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Why don't you ask him for a photo if
you can't picture him?

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She's got one. He sent one.
On the e-mail.

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Only I'm none the wiser, as folk
change so much, don't they?

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Especially men.

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That's John's car.

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Dad's here.

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Hi. Hello.

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I let myself in.
So I see.

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Hi, Will.

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I'm off upstairs.

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Didn't know you had a key.

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Do you want it back?

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Either way.

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How's your mother?

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Fine. Good.

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Why are you here?

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Do you want to give us a
few minutes? Sure.

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Um... I'm tempted to say it's a
long story, but it isn't really.

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In fact, it's pretty
straightforward.

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Turns out...

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Judith's a bit of an alcoholic.

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I knew she had a significant
relationship with the stuff,

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I knew she liked a drink, but,
um,

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yeah...

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didn't realise the extent of it.

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Has she tried to get help?
Oh, yeah. More than once.

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I don't think it's something
that'll sort itself out overnight.

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Well, if ever, in fact, so...

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Yeah.

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So, how does this involve me?

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I've made a terrible mistake,
Caroline.

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Oh, I see.

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You want to come back?

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What do you think?

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I don't know.
I was dazzled.

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It's pathetic, isn't it?

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Even more so when you see
what a ridiculous
empty-headed mess she...

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Sorry. You don't want to hear
this.

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That's so selfish!

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Out of necessity, I suppose.

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You can't imagine it until
you've...

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Sorry.

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I suppose I never have.

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Seen it before, up close.

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The real McCoy.

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And it's only now I realise...

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how much of a fool I've made
of myself.

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And to have thrown away all this here
with you and the boys.

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And for what?

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It's appalling.

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It's abysmal, it's unthinkable.

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"I am planning a trip
up to Skipton next week.

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"Possibly Monday."

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"If you fancied meeting up for
a coffee,

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"it would be a wonderful
opportunity to...

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"Would you fancy meeting up
for a coffee?

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"...a cup of coffee?

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"I appreciate that you
probably have much more
interesting things to do...

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"...that you may already
have your week planned...

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"...but if you did happen
to be available...

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"...free...

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"...it would be very nice to
see you."

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"With very best wishes...

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"Best wishes, Alan."

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Hello?

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Alan, it's Robbie.

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Lad's come off his bike.
Is Gillian there?

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Er, no, no. She's...
Ambulance is here.

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They're taking him to
t'Princess Royal.

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Shall I see you there, then, or
what?

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Yeah, but what's he done?

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I dunno. He's...

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Well, he's conscious now,
anyway, so...

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Yeah, well, see you there. Ta.

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Gillian!

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Where is he?
He's in wi' t'doctor.

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Well, congratulations, Robbie.
Finally got what you wanted.

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What are you talking about?
Oh, you know.

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This is what I wanted, him flat on
his back in an ambulance? You love

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that every Saturday I go through
hell worrying about him getting
hurt.

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I know you've got a screw loose,
Gillian, so I won't push it,

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but you'd better apologise for that.
Oh, yeah, that's happening!
Come on, calm down.

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I go biking with Raff because
he loves it.

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I love it. Eddie loved it. It's in
us blood. So, don't you come
and accuse me...

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Yeah, and if you hadn't raked
up all that bloody trouble

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when Eddie died, nobody'd have
reason to think you took
any satisfaction! No, don't.

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You're lucky I let you have 'owt to
do with him. Yeah?

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Well, you're lucky that you've not
had him taken off yer.

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Raff, lad!

186
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Oh, God, you had me worried!

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Oh, they fussed, Mother.

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I said, I don't need an ambulance,
I don't need an X-ray,

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I'm made like rubber, but...
nobody were listening.

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Hello.

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John's gone.

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He's gone to fetch some of his
things. He's moving back in.

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Right. I've told him he'll have to
sleep in another room.

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It seems very easy for him
after all that he's done.

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It turns out she's an alcoholic.

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And he's just discovered this?

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After goodness knows how
many months?

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He knew she had a problem -
he didn't know the extent of it.

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00:13:02,984 --> 00:13:06,064
He wants to meet me in
Skipton for a cup of coffee.

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00:13:08,104 --> 00:13:09,304
Oh, your, um...

201
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Alan. Are you going?

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No.

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D'you think I'm making a
mistake?

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Doesn't matter what I think,
love.

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"Dear Alan.

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"Sadly...

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"Unfortunately...

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"I would be delighted to meet
you in Skipton on Monday."

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I'll put the kettle on.

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00:14:42,904 --> 00:14:44,824
Just you pause there a
second, lad.

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00:14:44,825 --> 00:14:49,463
If you jack this in -
properly, once and for all...

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00:14:49,464 --> 00:14:51,904
I'll buy you a car
when you pass your test.

213
00:14:52,944 --> 00:14:54,223
Why?

214
00:14:54,224 --> 00:14:57,823
Because that's how much
your mum can't stand it.

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00:14:57,824 --> 00:15:00,383
She lost your dad.

216
00:15:00,384 --> 00:15:01,864
She doesn't want to lose you.

217
00:15:28,624 --> 00:15:30,544
Hi, Lawrence.
Give us a hand.

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Yeah, right!

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00:16:53,664 --> 00:16:57,824
Um, do you... really want me
to sleep in the spare room?

220
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Just so I know
where to put my stuff. Um...

221
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:08,744
I've got the Independent
Schools Inspectorate coming
in this week and...

222
00:17:11,224 --> 00:17:13,224
Just don't push it, all right?

223
00:18:01,664 --> 00:18:05,343
Kicking off to number
36 in the pop charts...

224
00:18:05,344 --> 00:18:08,024
What did you say to Raffy?
Hm?

225
00:18:10,024 --> 00:18:12,584
About buying him a car?
Oh...

226
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He does his own thing, Dad.

227
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If he wants to be friends with
Robbie, fine. I hate him.

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Dozy pillock.

229
00:18:25,384 --> 00:18:26,424
But...

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he's Eddie's brother.

231
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And Raff has to make up his
own mind about folk.

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I asked him not to tell you.

233
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Yeah, I appreciate that.
I appreciate you interfering.

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00:18:38,504 --> 00:18:40,743
I love it when you interfere!

235
00:18:40,744 --> 00:18:43,064
But I'm not stopping him
doing stuff he likes doing.

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He has to outgrow
things... naturally, and then he
won't resent people.

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Me.

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I'm meeting her.

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In Skipton on Monday.
Are you?

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Mm.

241
00:19:01,384 --> 00:19:02,623
Are you?! Mm.

242
00:19:02,624 --> 00:19:05,103
Well, if she turns up.
Why wouldn't she?

243
00:19:05,104 --> 00:19:07,343
Well, I dunno.

244
00:19:07,344 --> 00:19:09,704
I don't know that I'll have
enough to say to her,

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00:19:09,705 --> 00:19:11,944
enough to keep a
conversation going.

246
00:19:13,864 --> 00:19:17,184
Perhaps I should find an
excuse. What for?

247
00:19:20,144 --> 00:19:22,383
I did ask her out once.

248
00:19:22,384 --> 00:19:24,743
Did you?

249
00:19:24,744 --> 00:19:26,743
So?

250
00:19:26,744 --> 00:19:28,623
Oh, she never turned up.

251
00:19:28,624 --> 00:19:32,103
I stood there nearly two
hours, then after,

252
00:19:32,104 --> 00:19:35,823
I found out that's when
she'd gone to Sheffield.

253
00:19:35,824 --> 00:19:37,423
That same day.
You're kidding?

254
00:19:37,424 --> 00:19:39,664
She's probably forgotten.

255
00:19:40,824 --> 00:19:43,183
That were a rotten trick.

256
00:19:43,184 --> 00:19:47,103
Well, it might not have been.
She might just have forgotten.

257
00:19:47,104 --> 00:19:50,623
If they were flitting, she'd have had
a lot on her mind, and, er...

258
00:19:50,624 --> 00:19:55,343
well, you know, we were only kids,
teenagers, so...

259
00:19:55,344 --> 00:19:58,303
Aw, Dad.

260
00:19:58,304 --> 00:20:00,583
Well, you don't have to go.

261
00:20:00,584 --> 00:20:02,744
Oh, I can't pull out now.

262
00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:08,224
And it were 60 years ago.
So what?

263
00:20:09,944 --> 00:20:12,384
I thought the sun shone
out of her.

264
00:20:14,624 --> 00:20:17,903
I can still feel that feeling I felt
when I looked at her.

265
00:20:17,904 --> 00:20:20,344
You've been married to me mother for
50 years since then.

266
00:20:21,304 --> 00:20:23,384
Oh, I know. I...

267
00:20:25,344 --> 00:20:26,664
I loved your mum.

268
00:20:28,664 --> 00:20:29,784
We were...

269
00:20:31,264 --> 00:20:32,424
pals.

270
00:20:34,464 --> 00:20:35,704
But Celia...

271
00:20:37,024 --> 00:20:38,384
It were more like...

272
00:20:39,784 --> 00:20:40,864
I dunno.

273
00:20:42,544 --> 00:20:46,264
Now Heaven walks on Earth.

274
00:20:48,344 --> 00:20:50,463
Is that a line from something?

275
00:20:50,464 --> 00:20:51,823
Probably. Oh.

276
00:20:51,824 --> 00:20:53,183
It will be.

277
00:20:53,184 --> 00:20:54,584
Shakespeare.

278
00:20:56,264 --> 00:20:58,544
One of that crowd. Yeah.

279
00:21:51,664 --> 00:21:55,263
♪ ...and closer cling

280
00:21:55,264 --> 00:22:00,463
♪ To our Lord, and to his
altar... ♪ Morning.

281
00:22:00,464 --> 00:22:05,503
♪ ...There ourselves an
offering bring

282
00:22:05,504 --> 00:22:11,623
♪ Serving thee, our heavenly
Father

283
00:22:11,624 --> 00:22:15,383
♪ From the dawn to set of sun

284
00:22:15,384 --> 00:22:20,183
♪ Serving thee in life's young
morning

285
00:22:20,184 --> 00:22:25,143
♪ Till our work on Earth is
done... ♪

286
00:22:25,144 --> 00:22:27,103
Good morning.
Good morning.

287
00:22:27,104 --> 00:22:29,704
- Morning.
- Good morning.

288
00:23:09,464 --> 00:23:10,944
Oh, sod it.

289
00:23:36,464 --> 00:23:37,983
There's your tea.
Thank you.

290
00:23:37,984 --> 00:23:41,144
And your change.
Oh, thank you very much.

291
00:24:31,224 --> 00:24:32,304
Alan?

292
00:24:35,944 --> 00:24:37,263
Celia.

293
00:24:37,264 --> 00:24:38,543
How are you?

294
00:24:38,544 --> 00:24:41,183
Oh, I'm... not so bad.

295
00:24:41,184 --> 00:24:42,863
Er... how are you?

296
00:24:42,864 --> 00:24:44,583
Oh, I'm all right.
Good.

297
00:24:44,584 --> 00:24:46,543
Good, good.

298
00:24:46,544 --> 00:24:48,463
Oh, that's, er...

299
00:24:48,464 --> 00:24:50,543
Oh, I know who you are now.

300
00:24:50,544 --> 00:24:51,743
Sorry?

301
00:24:51,744 --> 00:24:54,663
Penny dropped as soon as I
saw you.

302
00:24:54,664 --> 00:24:57,463
You didn't know who I was?

303
00:24:57,464 --> 00:24:59,384
I didn't for long enough.
I sent you a photograph.

304
00:24:59,385 --> 00:25:03,263
Even with the photograph, I
was thinking you were that
other Alan, up at Stainland.

305
00:25:03,264 --> 00:25:06,463
Alan... Robertshaw?
Robertshaw!

306
00:25:06,464 --> 00:25:09,223
With spindly legs?
SHE LAUGHS

307
00:25:09,224 --> 00:25:12,943
Had he? Spaghetti Legs, my dad
called him.

308
00:25:12,944 --> 00:25:14,503
I don't remember his legs.

309
00:25:14,504 --> 00:25:17,543
Now, you lived in the next
street.

310
00:25:17,544 --> 00:25:20,704
I didn't realise there was
a... confusion.

311
00:25:22,104 --> 00:25:25,503
Are you disappointed?
No!

312
00:25:25,504 --> 00:25:27,903
How was your journey?

313
00:25:27,904 --> 00:25:30,023
Oh, it was fine, thank you.

314
00:25:30,024 --> 00:25:31,384
Only, um...

315
00:25:32,784 --> 00:25:34,943
What can I get you?

316
00:25:34,944 --> 00:25:37,503
Oh, she'll come over.
Only what?

317
00:25:37,504 --> 00:25:41,183
Well, I didn't, um...
get a-a ticket for the...

318
00:25:41,184 --> 00:25:42,823
Oh!
...for the car park.

319
00:25:42,824 --> 00:25:45,264
I didn't have the right change.
Do you want to go back?

320
00:25:45,265 --> 00:25:47,663
No, let me get you something first.

321
00:25:47,664 --> 00:25:50,063
Then I'll...

322
00:25:50,064 --> 00:25:51,623
Isn't it odd?

323
00:25:51,624 --> 00:25:54,943
Things you remember and
things you don't.

324
00:25:54,944 --> 00:25:57,143
Yes, always.

325
00:25:57,144 --> 00:26:00,463
Didn't you ask me out once?

326
00:26:00,464 --> 00:26:02,023
Did I?

327
00:26:02,024 --> 00:26:03,823
Mm, you probably don't
remember.

328
00:26:03,824 --> 00:26:05,383
Um...

329
00:26:05,384 --> 00:26:06,624
You did.

330
00:26:08,224 --> 00:26:10,623
Oh!
Yeah, that's right.

331
00:26:10,624 --> 00:26:12,503
Then I couldn't come.

332
00:26:12,504 --> 00:26:15,663
Because it was when
we were moving to Sheffield.

333
00:26:15,664 --> 00:26:17,383
Oh. Yeah.

334
00:26:17,384 --> 00:26:19,143
And we went a day early.

335
00:26:19,144 --> 00:26:21,063
I can't remember why now.

336
00:26:21,064 --> 00:26:22,824
It'll be my mother not being
organised.

337
00:26:24,184 --> 00:26:25,744
You go and get your ticket.

338
00:26:27,384 --> 00:26:29,183
Can I have a latte, please?

339
00:26:29,184 --> 00:26:31,303
D'you know, it's ringing a bell.

340
00:26:31,304 --> 00:26:33,423
Now you've said it.
Good.

341
00:26:33,424 --> 00:26:36,103
But you got my note.

342
00:26:36,104 --> 00:26:37,863
Did I?

343
00:26:37,864 --> 00:26:39,463
Yeah. What note?

344
00:26:39,464 --> 00:26:42,743
I sent you a note to say I
couldn't come.

345
00:26:42,744 --> 00:26:44,743
I gave it to Eileen Pickford
to give to you.

346
00:26:44,744 --> 00:26:47,743
Eileen? Yeah.

347
00:26:47,744 --> 00:26:51,543
To say I was sorry
I was letting you down, but...

348
00:26:51,544 --> 00:26:55,504
this was my new address in Sheffield
so you could write to me.

349
00:26:57,384 --> 00:26:58,623
Did you?!

350
00:26:58,624 --> 00:27:01,143
Oh, don't tell me you didn't
get it?

351
00:27:01,144 --> 00:27:03,143
You didn't? No!

352
00:27:03,144 --> 00:27:04,423
Oh!

353
00:27:04,424 --> 00:27:07,303
Well, it's a good job you'd
forgotten.

354
00:27:07,304 --> 00:27:11,544
Cos otherwise you'd have
spent the last 60 years
thinking I'd stood you up!

355
00:27:15,304 --> 00:27:17,063
You go and get your ticket.

356
00:27:17,064 --> 00:27:18,824
OK.

357
00:27:51,024 --> 00:27:52,463
Kate...

358
00:27:52,464 --> 00:27:53,543
Kate.

359
00:27:53,544 --> 00:27:55,464
Have you got five minutes?

360
00:28:06,704 --> 00:28:08,024
Just take a...

361
00:28:10,504 --> 00:28:11,784
Sit down.

362
00:28:13,384 --> 00:28:14,744
Very formal.

363
00:28:18,424 --> 00:28:21,264
John turned up on Saturday.
He...

364
00:28:22,464 --> 00:28:24,744
He wants to move back in, so...

365
00:28:26,264 --> 00:28:28,703
so I said yes.

366
00:28:28,704 --> 00:28:29,944
For the boys' sake.

367
00:28:29,945 --> 00:28:32,144
When you say move back in,
does that mean...?

368
00:28:33,344 --> 00:28:36,943
I don't know what it means,
exactly.

369
00:28:36,944 --> 00:28:38,103
Yet.

370
00:28:38,104 --> 00:28:39,464
I'm amazed.

371
00:28:40,904 --> 00:28:42,224
After everything he's done.

372
00:28:44,104 --> 00:28:45,584
After everything you've said.

373
00:28:45,585 --> 00:28:48,343
It's mainly for the boys.

374
00:28:48,344 --> 00:28:50,224
God knows we see enough of
it here,

375
00:28:50,225 --> 00:28:52,743
parents who put their children
anywhere except first.

376
00:28:52,744 --> 00:28:55,703
They think they do until it
comes to their own
convenience and...

377
00:28:55,704 --> 00:28:57,543
ha...

378
00:28:57,544 --> 00:28:58,903
Happiness.

379
00:28:58,904 --> 00:29:02,023
I don't wanna be like that.
He doesn't put them first.

380
00:29:02,024 --> 00:29:04,823
Yes, well, perhaps all the more
reason why I should.

381
00:29:04,824 --> 00:29:07,223
Look...

382
00:29:07,224 --> 00:29:08,624
I'm very...

383
00:29:11,384 --> 00:29:13,503
fond...

384
00:29:13,504 --> 00:29:14,943
of you.

385
00:29:14,944 --> 00:29:16,984
You know that. I just...

386
00:29:19,504 --> 00:29:22,023
don't think I can do this any
more.

387
00:29:22,024 --> 00:29:24,824
Obviously we can be friends.

388
00:29:25,984 --> 00:29:27,344
But, um...

389
00:29:29,504 --> 00:29:31,423
the other thing, it...

390
00:29:31,424 --> 00:29:32,704
it's not me.

391
00:29:34,464 --> 00:29:37,263
I mean, it's not not me,
I'm just not, you know...

392
00:29:37,264 --> 00:29:39,663
ready...

393
00:29:39,664 --> 00:29:41,184
to go there.

394
00:29:50,504 --> 00:29:51,823
I've got 9F.

395
00:29:51,824 --> 00:29:53,263
Bad luck!

396
00:29:53,264 --> 00:29:54,424
Sorry.

397
00:29:55,744 --> 00:29:57,064
I am sorry.

398
00:30:41,704 --> 00:30:43,864
Oh, God.

399
00:30:48,344 --> 00:30:50,304
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Keep calm.

400
00:31:09,264 --> 00:31:11,823
Can I have a packet of 20,
please?

401
00:31:11,824 --> 00:31:13,704
How old are you?

402
00:31:14,944 --> 00:31:17,104
You know how old I am. You asked me
that t'other night.

403
00:31:19,224 --> 00:31:20,824
Right, can I see your ID?

404
00:31:33,344 --> 00:31:34,864
Thank you.

405
00:31:42,384 --> 00:31:45,823
You going up to t'White Horse again
Friday night? This Friday?

406
00:31:45,824 --> 00:31:47,423
No. Probably not.

407
00:31:47,424 --> 00:31:49,023
Why not?
Stuff to do.

408
00:31:49,024 --> 00:31:50,384
Have you 'eck.

409
00:31:51,384 --> 00:31:53,903
That's a shame, cos I thought
I might buy you a few beers.

410
00:31:53,904 --> 00:31:55,904
Again.

411
00:31:58,264 --> 00:32:00,344
That's £6.30.

412
00:32:03,864 --> 00:32:06,023
Oh...

413
00:32:06,024 --> 00:32:08,223
I'll be there anyway.

414
00:32:08,224 --> 00:32:10,944
If you're feeling... lonely.

415
00:32:12,184 --> 00:32:13,664
Right.

416
00:32:15,704 --> 00:32:17,304
Mind how you go.

417
00:32:19,664 --> 00:32:21,104
Ooh!

418
00:32:36,544 --> 00:32:38,943
Is that what you thought?

419
00:32:38,944 --> 00:32:42,223
Sorry?
That I'd stood you up.

420
00:32:42,224 --> 00:32:43,664
Well, um...
You must have done.

421
00:32:43,665 --> 00:32:45,823
Well, I suppose I might have.
You did!

422
00:32:45,824 --> 00:32:47,103
Y... Well...

423
00:32:47,104 --> 00:32:48,743
Oh, how embarrassing.

424
00:32:48,744 --> 00:32:52,143
How sad. No, look, it's water
under t'bridge.

425
00:32:52,144 --> 00:32:55,424
I think my car's...
I really hoped you'd write.

426
00:32:56,824 --> 00:32:58,103
Did you? Yes.

427
00:32:58,104 --> 00:33:00,023
I waited for a letter.

428
00:33:00,024 --> 00:33:03,943
Never occurred to me
she wouldn't give it to you.

429
00:33:03,944 --> 00:33:06,463
'Appen she were jealous.
'Appen she forgot.

430
00:33:06,464 --> 00:33:08,264
Well... And I probably just assumed

431
00:33:08,265 --> 00:33:10,743
you just didn't have time to bother
writing.

432
00:33:10,744 --> 00:33:14,103
No, no! No, Celia. I'd have written
if I'd got it.

433
00:33:14,104 --> 00:33:17,944
Well, that's the last time I'll
ask Eileen Pickford to do
anything for me.

434
00:33:19,024 --> 00:33:21,984
She's dead. Is she?
Well, that'll teach her.

435
00:33:23,544 --> 00:33:27,103
D'you know, it's all come back to me
just now, just seeing your face.

436
00:33:27,104 --> 00:33:28,344
I married her.

437
00:33:30,024 --> 00:33:31,024
Eileen.

438
00:33:32,144 --> 00:33:34,503
She were Gillian's mother.

439
00:33:34,504 --> 00:33:36,984
Oh, good Lord. Aye.

440
00:33:40,464 --> 00:33:42,544
Well, she was a nice lass.

441
00:33:49,104 --> 00:33:51,824
I think my car's been stolen.

442
00:33:53,024 --> 00:33:54,344
What?

443
00:33:55,624 --> 00:33:57,864
Yeah, it's a blue Vauxhall
Astra.

444
00:33:59,664 --> 00:34:00,904
Sure, yeah.

445
00:34:02,184 --> 00:34:06,263
I can't say mine was a happy
marriage, cos it wasn't.

446
00:34:06,264 --> 00:34:08,184
I don't say that to everyone.

447
00:34:09,744 --> 00:34:13,184
He wasn't the most faithful of
husbands, shall we say?

448
00:34:14,384 --> 00:34:15,783
Not just once, either.

449
00:34:15,784 --> 00:34:18,944
There was a whole string of them,
a whole stream of them.

450
00:34:20,584 --> 00:34:23,704
What's the collective noun for women
who aren't very fussy?

451
00:34:25,424 --> 00:34:27,943
Sorry, that too much
information?

452
00:34:27,944 --> 00:34:29,024
No.

453
00:34:30,304 --> 00:34:34,823
See, Caroline says it takes two
people to make a marriage go wrong.

454
00:34:34,824 --> 00:34:36,663
I don't believe that.

455
00:34:36,664 --> 00:34:39,343
She probably gets sick of me
going on about it.

456
00:34:39,344 --> 00:34:41,503
Well, she does.

457
00:34:41,504 --> 00:34:43,263
She says he's dead,
get over it.

458
00:34:43,264 --> 00:34:46,943
Well, not in so many words,
but that's what it amounts to.

459
00:34:46,944 --> 00:34:48,064
I'm sorry.

460
00:34:49,104 --> 00:34:51,103
Tell me about Eileen.

461
00:34:51,104 --> 00:34:53,543
Oh, we were very happy.

462
00:34:53,544 --> 00:34:56,104
Happy enough. Very... steady.

463
00:34:57,544 --> 00:34:59,464
Then she developed Alzheimer's.

464
00:35:01,184 --> 00:35:03,104
She didn't know me at t'finish.

465
00:35:05,904 --> 00:35:08,384
Fancy her not giving you my
letter.

466
00:35:10,184 --> 00:35:11,904
She must have liked you.

467
00:35:13,664 --> 00:35:17,463
So, I've processed your
information, Mr Buttershaw,
concerning your vehicle.

468
00:35:17,464 --> 00:35:19,384
How are you fixed for getting
home?

469
00:35:20,744 --> 00:35:23,343
Oh... Oh, I...

470
00:35:23,344 --> 00:35:24,903
In broad daylight?

471
00:35:24,904 --> 00:35:26,583
In Skipton?

472
00:35:26,584 --> 00:35:28,183
You're joking.

473
00:35:28,184 --> 00:35:32,663
So, I were, er, wondering if you
could come and pick me up?

474
00:35:32,664 --> 00:35:34,104
Not straightaway necessarily.

475
00:35:34,105 --> 00:35:35,503
Well, yeah... Thank you.

476
00:35:35,504 --> 00:35:37,703
I don't know why
you won't let me drive you.

477
00:35:37,704 --> 00:35:39,904
You been to the police?
Yeah, well, it's a long way,

478
00:35:39,905 --> 00:35:42,663
and then you'd only have to drive
back to Harrogate.

479
00:35:42,664 --> 00:35:44,462
Er, yes, course we've been
t'police.

480
00:35:44,463 --> 00:35:46,422
It's only 40 miles or so,
isn't it?

481
00:35:46,423 --> 00:35:48,704
And have you got your pills
with you? Yes. Yes, yes.

482
00:35:48,705 --> 00:35:51,223
Um, and have you some
cash on you?

483
00:35:51,224 --> 00:35:52,743
Er, yes, I'm OK there.

484
00:35:52,744 --> 00:35:54,184
So, you're basically all right?

485
00:35:54,185 --> 00:35:56,503
Well, it were a bit of a shock.
And, er...

486
00:35:56,504 --> 00:35:58,943
they're not optimistic
about getting it back.

487
00:35:58,944 --> 00:36:01,183
Not all in one piece, anyway!

488
00:36:01,184 --> 00:36:02,543
Right.

489
00:36:02,544 --> 00:36:04,824
Well, I'll set off as soon as I
can after four, OK?

490
00:36:04,825 --> 00:36:06,303
OK.

491
00:36:06,304 --> 00:36:08,023
Dad...

492
00:36:08,024 --> 00:36:10,143
Dad, I'm gonna have to go.
Oh, OK.

493
00:36:10,144 --> 00:36:11,824
Ta-ta, love.
Right, keep in touch.

494
00:36:11,825 --> 00:36:13,544
Yeah, ta-ta.

495
00:36:15,344 --> 00:36:18,383
Well, she doesn't get off till,
er... four,

496
00:36:18,384 --> 00:36:21,023
otherwise she'd be straight
over.

497
00:36:21,024 --> 00:36:23,944
I'm not a bad driver,
if that's what you're thinking.

498
00:36:25,024 --> 00:36:30,064
We could pop down to Elland,
we could... look up a few
of our old haunts.

499
00:36:32,064 --> 00:36:34,943
Gillian were heartbroken
when her Eddie died.

500
00:36:34,944 --> 00:36:36,383
All over t'place.

501
00:36:36,384 --> 00:36:38,063
A farm to run.

502
00:36:38,064 --> 00:36:43,023
Never enough money. That's why she
works at t'supermarket.

503
00:36:43,024 --> 00:36:46,263
That's why I moved in -
she was struggling.

504
00:36:46,264 --> 00:36:47,823
I've still got my little house.

505
00:36:47,824 --> 00:36:50,103
Oh, have you? Mm.

506
00:36:50,104 --> 00:36:52,944
Up Barkisland. A lovely view.

507
00:36:54,024 --> 00:36:57,823
I rent it out. Which suits me.
I... I didn't like it on me own.

508
00:36:57,824 --> 00:37:00,023
Oh, I'm used to it.

509
00:37:00,024 --> 00:37:04,263
I've felt like I've been on me
own for the past 40 years.

510
00:37:04,264 --> 00:37:07,103
I'm sorry you've been so
unhappy.

511
00:37:07,104 --> 00:37:10,223
It isn't your fault.

512
00:37:10,224 --> 00:37:12,503
Well, it's not what you
deserve.

513
00:37:12,504 --> 00:37:15,623
My memory of you is smiling.

514
00:37:15,624 --> 00:37:18,223
Lovely big smile.

515
00:37:18,224 --> 00:37:19,863
You were radiant.

516
00:37:19,864 --> 00:37:21,583
Oh!

517
00:37:21,584 --> 00:37:24,903
It's a long time since anyone's
called me that!

518
00:37:24,904 --> 00:37:27,224
You still are.

519
00:37:32,544 --> 00:37:34,183
That's... It is!

520
00:37:34,184 --> 00:37:35,663
That's... that's my car!

521
00:37:35,664 --> 00:37:37,463
You're joking?!
I'm not!

522
00:37:37,464 --> 00:37:40,023
I'm not! That's my
registration plate!

523
00:37:40,024 --> 00:37:41,743
Right...

524
00:37:41,744 --> 00:37:44,463
What are you doing? You get on the
phone to the police

525
00:37:44,464 --> 00:37:47,783
and I'll put me foot down.
Well, w-what shall I ring?

526
00:37:47,784 --> 00:37:49,463
999?
Yes, if you like.

527
00:37:49,464 --> 00:37:50,624
That's emergency.

528
00:37:50,625 --> 00:37:52,263
Well, this is an emergency.

529
00:37:52,264 --> 00:37:53,263
Oh, shut up!

530
00:37:53,264 --> 00:37:55,943
What?
No, not you. Oh, God!

531
00:37:55,944 --> 00:37:58,743
Where's reverse when you bloody well
need it?

532
00:37:58,744 --> 00:38:01,184
Oh...

533
00:38:08,264 --> 00:38:10,184
Are you all right?
Yeah, I'm fine.

534
00:38:10,185 --> 00:38:13,943
Oh, h-h-hello. Yes, er, police,
please.

535
00:38:13,944 --> 00:38:16,263
I just have a heart condition.

536
00:38:16,264 --> 00:38:19,663
Buttershaw, Alan.
Have you?

537
00:38:19,664 --> 00:38:22,183
Far Slack Farm, Ripponden.

538
00:38:22,184 --> 00:38:26,263
West Yorkshire. HX5 7LD.

539
00:38:26,264 --> 00:38:28,064
I'm supposed to avoid
excitement.

540
00:38:29,504 --> 00:38:33,103
Er, yeah, my car's just been
stolen, I've just reported it.

541
00:38:33,104 --> 00:38:37,663
But now we've just spotted it and now
we're just following it.

542
00:38:37,664 --> 00:38:39,224
At speed.

543
00:38:40,664 --> 00:38:42,263
We're... Where are we?

544
00:38:42,264 --> 00:38:45,103
We're on the B437,
heading back to Skipton.

545
00:38:45,104 --> 00:38:49,743
We're on the B437,
heading back to Skipton.

546
00:38:49,744 --> 00:38:53,104
Er, it's a blue Vauxhall Astra.

547
00:38:54,344 --> 00:38:56,903
Yes, yes, we're right behind
'em.

548
00:38:56,904 --> 00:39:02,024
What's this road? Well, it's
wiggly, anyway. It's by t'canal.

549
00:39:03,184 --> 00:39:05,703
Now we're going over a little
bridge.

550
00:39:05,704 --> 00:39:07,024
Oh.

551
00:39:14,184 --> 00:39:17,824
Hang onto your hat.
I am doing!

552
00:39:25,024 --> 00:39:26,384
Oh, heck!

553
00:39:27,544 --> 00:39:28,784
Oh...

554
00:39:32,624 --> 00:39:34,104
Careful!

555
00:39:35,824 --> 00:39:36,744
Oh!

556
00:39:39,544 --> 00:39:42,543
Not-not-not sure where we
are now.

557
00:39:42,544 --> 00:39:43,744
Yeah, Albert Street.

558
00:39:43,745 --> 00:39:47,743
Well, w... In fact, we've just left
Albert Street. We're now in...

559
00:39:47,744 --> 00:39:49,544
Well, I dunno, summat else.

560
00:39:52,824 --> 00:39:54,743
Oh, my...
...God!

561
00:39:54,744 --> 00:39:56,664
Oh! Oh.

562
00:40:00,264 --> 00:40:01,703
W-What?

563
00:40:01,704 --> 00:40:03,863
Are we all right?
Yeah, are you all right?

564
00:40:03,864 --> 00:40:06,383
Yes. Oh, God.

565
00:40:06,384 --> 00:40:09,383
I'm so sorry. I...

566
00:40:09,384 --> 00:40:11,384
Oh, my God!

567
00:40:12,384 --> 00:40:13,863
Oh!

568
00:40:13,864 --> 00:40:16,143
I'm so sorry. Oh.

569
00:40:16,144 --> 00:40:17,664
No, I'm sorry. You've...

570
00:40:21,544 --> 00:40:23,224
Yeah, a silver A-class.

571
00:40:25,384 --> 00:40:26,383
Yeah...

572
00:40:26,384 --> 00:40:28,463
It was 20 years ago
first time it happened.

573
00:40:28,464 --> 00:40:30,663
I had to take early retirement.

574
00:40:30,664 --> 00:40:33,983
Then I had a funny do
ten years after that.

575
00:40:33,984 --> 00:40:37,823
On holiday. I should be dead, really!

576
00:40:37,824 --> 00:40:39,303
Good heavens.

577
00:40:39,304 --> 00:40:41,584
Still, we've had an adventure!

578
00:40:42,984 --> 00:40:45,343
I wonder what would have
happened...

579
00:40:45,344 --> 00:40:48,543
if Eileen had given you that
letter.

580
00:40:48,544 --> 00:40:51,823
We'll never know.
Well, we could speculate.

581
00:40:51,824 --> 00:40:53,823
I'd certainly have written.

582
00:40:53,824 --> 00:40:56,183
There's very little doubt about
that.

583
00:40:56,184 --> 00:40:58,103
What would you have put?

584
00:40:58,104 --> 00:41:03,064
Er, "Dear Celia," I'd have put,
"thank you for sending me your
address."

585
00:41:04,384 --> 00:41:05,983
And then what?

586
00:41:05,984 --> 00:41:07,903
I've no idea.

587
00:41:07,904 --> 00:41:11,983
We wouldn't have got very far,
then, would we?

588
00:41:11,984 --> 00:41:15,903
"I am sorry that you were unable to
turn up.

589
00:41:15,904 --> 00:41:19,303
"At least, however, I weren't left
standing there for two hours

590
00:41:19,304 --> 00:41:22,903
"on t'bridge outside t'church
in t'snow,

591
00:41:22,904 --> 00:41:25,943
"as I might have been
had you not written."

592
00:41:25,944 --> 00:41:27,663
You weren't?

593
00:41:27,664 --> 00:41:31,303
Well, not the snow bit, obviously,
it were July, but, er...

594
00:41:31,304 --> 00:41:33,383
I thought you said
you couldn't remember it.

595
00:41:33,384 --> 00:41:34,864
Yeah, well...

596
00:41:36,224 --> 00:41:37,224
I lied.

597
00:41:38,664 --> 00:41:40,824
I remember it like it were
yesterday.

598
00:41:42,184 --> 00:41:44,224
I were gutted.

599
00:41:45,344 --> 00:41:46,824
Oh, Alan.

600
00:41:48,984 --> 00:41:53,263
And there was me in Sheffield
thinking you didn't want
to write to me.

601
00:41:53,264 --> 00:41:57,103
Ah, but you didn't feel t'same way
about me as I felt about you.

602
00:41:57,104 --> 00:41:58,823
How do you know I didn't?

603
00:41:58,824 --> 00:42:02,703
Cor...! I'd been waiting for you
to ask me out for months.

604
00:42:02,704 --> 00:42:04,144
Years.

605
00:42:05,944 --> 00:42:09,823
Two hours ago, you thought I was
someone with spindly legs

606
00:42:09,824 --> 00:42:11,183
from up Stainland.

607
00:42:11,184 --> 00:42:14,023
I knew damn well who you
were the first time you wrote.

608
00:42:14,024 --> 00:42:16,423
I was pretending.

609
00:42:16,424 --> 00:42:18,663
Pretending to myself.

610
00:42:18,664 --> 00:42:20,543
Why?!
Because...

611
00:42:20,544 --> 00:42:23,103
I did like you, a lot.

612
00:42:23,104 --> 00:42:26,543
But I was never sure
how you really felt about me,

613
00:42:26,544 --> 00:42:28,304
not when you didn't write,
and...

614
00:42:29,744 --> 00:42:34,183
Oh, well, I can say it now because
it was 200 years ago and...

615
00:42:34,184 --> 00:42:36,104
because I'm shameless and...

616
00:42:38,104 --> 00:42:40,944
if I don't say it now,
I never will.

617
00:42:45,744 --> 00:42:47,464
I was in love with you.

618
00:42:52,544 --> 00:42:56,384
Right! Statements.
Who wants to go first?

619
00:42:57,424 --> 00:42:58,944
Mrs Buttershaw?

620
00:43:01,264 --> 00:43:02,504
We're not married.

621
00:43:22,024 --> 00:43:24,823
Got your text.
Yeah, I got yours.

622
00:43:24,824 --> 00:43:27,463
You're not jacking it in.
It's like I told you...

623
00:43:27,464 --> 00:43:28,584
Get in.

624
00:43:29,664 --> 00:43:31,384
You've gotta get straight back
on.

625
00:43:31,385 --> 00:43:34,103
That's what your dad would've said.
That's what your dad would've done.

626
00:43:34,104 --> 00:43:36,903
It upsets me mum too much. You can't
live your life not doing stuff

627
00:43:36,904 --> 00:43:40,103
just because your...
But it shook me up as well.
You're just saying that.

628
00:43:40,104 --> 00:43:42,744
This is about Gillian not wanting
you to have 'owt to do wi' me.

629
00:43:44,224 --> 00:43:45,344
No, it isn't.

630
00:43:46,744 --> 00:43:49,024
I'm gonna tell you summat
now, Raff, about your mother,

631
00:43:49,025 --> 00:43:52,103
about why she don't like you and me
bothering wi' each other.

632
00:43:52,104 --> 00:43:53,504
When our Eddie...

633
00:43:54,544 --> 00:43:56,183
When your dad died,

634
00:43:56,184 --> 00:43:57,744
you know what happened?

635
00:43:59,264 --> 00:44:00,824
Yeah. Ish.

636
00:44:01,864 --> 00:44:04,943
Wasn't an accident.
This is my personal theory.

637
00:44:04,944 --> 00:44:07,263
You know what happened,
right? Yeah.

638
00:44:07,264 --> 00:44:09,544
Death by misadventure. Yeah.
Bollocks.

639
00:44:10,624 --> 00:44:11,624
She killed him.

640
00:44:41,744 --> 00:44:44,143
Make yourself some tea, love.

641
00:44:44,144 --> 00:44:45,984
There's plenty of stuff in
t'fridge.

642
00:44:45,985 --> 00:44:47,823
I've got to go to...

643
00:44:47,824 --> 00:44:49,264
Skipton.

644
00:44:50,344 --> 00:44:52,864
Grandad's car's been stolen.

645
00:44:54,104 --> 00:44:57,544
Tell me about when me dad died.
What, now?

646
00:45:00,464 --> 00:45:03,023
Well... you know.
I... I've told you.

647
00:45:03,024 --> 00:45:04,343
Not everything.

648
00:45:04,344 --> 00:45:07,383
Robbie turned up outside the
school gates this aft'.

649
00:45:07,384 --> 00:45:09,184
Robbie?

650
00:45:10,704 --> 00:45:14,064
He said summat... weird.
Robbie's a mad bastard.

651
00:45:15,824 --> 00:45:17,024
D'you know what he thinks?

652
00:45:17,025 --> 00:45:19,823
Yeah, course I know.
He tried to have me arrested.

653
00:45:19,824 --> 00:45:22,424
Like I hadn't enough to cope
with at the time.

654
00:45:23,464 --> 00:45:27,383
Look, if you wanna
talk about this now, fine.

655
00:45:27,384 --> 00:45:29,984
But you're gonna have to
come with me.

656
00:45:35,344 --> 00:45:37,824
Ooh, it's hopeless. You can never
get hold of her at school.

657
00:45:37,825 --> 00:45:40,023
She's always got it switched
off.

658
00:45:40,024 --> 00:45:43,623
I've left a message anyway.
Right.

659
00:45:43,624 --> 00:45:46,304
And if I get desperate,
I can always ring John.

660
00:45:48,304 --> 00:45:49,863
Well...

661
00:45:49,864 --> 00:45:51,663
Who'd have thought it?

662
00:45:51,664 --> 00:45:53,544
Us here today, like this.

663
00:45:54,624 --> 00:45:57,503
Were you really...

664
00:45:57,504 --> 00:45:58,823
in love with me?

665
00:45:58,824 --> 00:46:01,824
What can I get you?
Ooh. Um...

666
00:46:04,544 --> 00:46:06,103
Er...

667
00:46:06,104 --> 00:46:07,583
Oh.

668
00:46:07,584 --> 00:46:10,623
What do you suppose
a crappuccino is, Alan?

669
00:46:10,624 --> 00:46:12,823
Isn't that an F?

670
00:46:12,824 --> 00:46:15,583
Is it? Where?
On the board.

671
00:46:15,584 --> 00:46:20,023
Is it?
It's frappuccino. Coffee with ice.

672
00:46:20,024 --> 00:46:23,823
They've always to muck everything
about these days, haven't they?

673
00:46:23,824 --> 00:46:27,263
Still, if you're not taking risks,
you're not living.

674
00:46:27,264 --> 00:46:29,423
That's what our William says,

675
00:46:29,424 --> 00:46:32,543
and he lives in his bedroom,
so what does he know?

676
00:46:32,544 --> 00:46:35,583
Oh, go on. I'll have one.

677
00:46:35,584 --> 00:46:38,223
Well, following that impeccable
logic, I'll have one as well.

678
00:46:38,224 --> 00:46:40,184
Thank you.

679
00:46:42,224 --> 00:46:45,183
I'd forgotten you were a comedian.
I'd forgotten you were one!

680
00:46:45,184 --> 00:46:48,983
You knew damn well
that didn't say "crappuccino"!

681
00:46:48,984 --> 00:46:52,383
Well, people bother with you more if
they think you're senile.

682
00:46:52,384 --> 00:46:54,703
I mean, look at that policeman.

683
00:46:54,704 --> 00:46:58,944
Well, either that or they run a
mile, which can be equally
entertaining.

684
00:46:59,984 --> 00:47:02,823
Were you really in love with me?

685
00:47:02,824 --> 00:47:03,983
Mm.

686
00:47:03,984 --> 00:47:05,904
I used to think about you...

687
00:47:07,024 --> 00:47:08,984
when I was miserable with
Kenneth.

688
00:47:10,184 --> 00:47:12,144
I used to wonder what you
were up to...

689
00:47:13,264 --> 00:47:14,584
and who you were with...

690
00:47:16,384 --> 00:47:20,104
and how different
things might have been if I'd
married a lad like you.

691
00:47:24,144 --> 00:47:27,543
Did you think about me?
When you were with Eileen?

692
00:47:27,544 --> 00:47:28,504
Now and again.

693
00:47:30,824 --> 00:47:34,624
See, I don't think I ever stopped
thinking about you.

694
00:47:36,384 --> 00:47:37,504
Oh...

695
00:47:38,824 --> 00:47:40,824
We missed a trick, didn't we?

696
00:47:42,104 --> 00:47:45,744
I can't believe Eileen
didn't give me that letter.

697
00:47:47,304 --> 00:47:49,463
Well, we can't change it.

698
00:47:49,464 --> 00:47:53,103
It's... it's such a big thing
not to have done.

699
00:47:53,104 --> 00:47:54,784
She must have known.

700
00:47:56,984 --> 00:48:00,423
Well, you've got Gillian and
Raffy,

701
00:48:00,424 --> 00:48:02,583
and I've got my lot.

702
00:48:02,584 --> 00:48:05,023
And I don't regret that,
do you?

703
00:48:05,024 --> 00:48:09,743
Whatever else might have happened.
No. No! No. I-I...

704
00:48:09,744 --> 00:48:12,103
Course not.

705
00:48:12,104 --> 00:48:14,103
He says it wasn't an accident.

706
00:48:14,104 --> 00:48:15,744
He says me dad wouldn't have been
that stupid.

707
00:48:15,745 --> 00:48:16,823
Look...

708
00:48:16,824 --> 00:48:19,023
He took risks with his biking,
right enough,

709
00:48:19,024 --> 00:48:21,103
but calculated risks,
Robbie said.

710
00:48:21,104 --> 00:48:22,584
He were big on safety on
t'farm.

711
00:48:22,585 --> 00:48:24,103
Yeah, yeah, he was,

712
00:48:24,104 --> 00:48:26,384
when he wasn't off his head
drunk.

713
00:48:28,464 --> 00:48:30,663
Look... He said you argued...

714
00:48:30,664 --> 00:48:32,903
all the time. Yeah, like thousands of
others.

715
00:48:32,904 --> 00:48:34,742
Well, he said how, days
before he died,

716
00:48:34,743 --> 00:48:36,822
you argued and told him
you'd like to see him dead.

717
00:48:36,823 --> 00:48:38,464
Did he?
Well, I said you loved him

718
00:48:38,465 --> 00:48:41,383
and he had to shut his mouth.
Right. Well, that's... Good for you.

719
00:48:41,384 --> 00:48:45,543
Then he said how most of what he
deals with is stuff like this.
Domestics.

720
00:48:45,544 --> 00:48:47,902
What you don't realise... He said
that every copper knows

721
00:48:47,903 --> 00:48:50,224
people don't kill people they
couldn't give a toss about.

722
00:48:50,225 --> 00:48:52,823
What you don't realise, Raff,
about Robbie is...

723
00:48:52,824 --> 00:48:54,104
when Eddie...

724
00:48:56,464 --> 00:48:58,264
when your dad died...

725
00:48:59,664 --> 00:49:01,184
Jesus!

726
00:49:20,504 --> 00:49:22,463
It warped him.

727
00:49:22,464 --> 00:49:24,463
Robbie.

728
00:49:24,464 --> 00:49:27,104
He couldn't accept it. He couldn't
come to terms with it.

729
00:49:28,304 --> 00:49:30,303
He couldn't accept...

730
00:49:30,304 --> 00:49:31,823
it just happened.

731
00:49:31,824 --> 00:49:34,224
He had to blame someone.

732
00:49:35,824 --> 00:49:37,064
So...

733
00:49:38,104 --> 00:49:39,424
obvious choice.

734
00:49:41,104 --> 00:49:42,584
Me.

735
00:49:49,624 --> 00:49:51,384
He said one day he'd prove it.

736
00:49:54,064 --> 00:49:55,703
He won't, will he?

737
00:49:55,704 --> 00:49:57,184
No, love.

738
00:49:58,384 --> 00:49:59,384
No.

739
00:50:37,384 --> 00:50:38,784
Is that you, Ma?

740
00:50:44,984 --> 00:50:46,943
Opening game, with serve...

741
00:50:46,944 --> 00:50:48,383
Hard at it, are we?

742
00:50:48,384 --> 00:50:50,543
I was gonna cook supper,
but you might have to.

743
00:50:50,544 --> 00:50:52,663
Right.

744
00:50:52,664 --> 00:50:54,663
I got a B in my science test
today, Ma,

745
00:50:54,664 --> 00:50:56,783
and then I scored a try.
Good, well done.

746
00:50:56,784 --> 00:50:58,824
He thinks if he lies like that
he'll be able to see up

747
00:50:58,825 --> 00:51:00,463
the girlies' skirts on the telly,

748
00:51:00,464 --> 00:51:03,663
We've been discussing your mother.

749
00:51:03,664 --> 00:51:05,263
Have you?
"Age cannot wither her,

750
00:51:05,264 --> 00:51:08,383
"nor custom stale her infinite
variety." Apparently.

751
00:51:08,384 --> 00:51:10,543
Ignore him. He's drunk.
Really?

752
00:51:10,544 --> 00:51:12,824
Mature love, Antony and
Cleopatra, all that claptrap.

753
00:51:12,825 --> 00:51:15,543
You didn't tell me she had a fella.
She hasn't, it's just some old...

754
00:51:15,544 --> 00:51:18,143
someone she writes to on the
e-mail.

755
00:51:18,144 --> 00:51:20,863
Right, well, I'm off to Skipton
to pick her up. What?

756
00:51:20,864 --> 00:51:22,983
She's been trying to get hold
of you. Oh!

757
00:51:22,984 --> 00:51:26,663
She went to meet this Alan in Skipton
and then she pranged her car.

758
00:51:26,664 --> 00:51:27,824
Is she all right?

759
00:51:27,825 --> 00:51:31,343
Yeah, yeah, but the car's damaged, so
she needs picking up, so...

760
00:51:31,344 --> 00:51:34,103
I'll go. I'll go.

761
00:51:34,104 --> 00:51:35,464
I'll go!

762
00:51:42,864 --> 00:51:44,144
So...

763
00:51:45,304 --> 00:51:47,903
if I had written

764
00:51:47,904 --> 00:51:51,023
and if we had kept in touch...

765
00:51:51,024 --> 00:51:53,583
Going back to speculating.

766
00:51:53,584 --> 00:51:55,544
Oh, well...

767
00:51:56,624 --> 00:51:58,544
Maybe you'd have popped
down to visit me.

768
00:51:58,545 --> 00:52:00,543
More than likely.

769
00:52:00,544 --> 00:52:02,103
Then we might have gone
dancing.

770
00:52:02,104 --> 00:52:04,863
I imagine so!

771
00:52:04,864 --> 00:52:06,943
And then...

772
00:52:06,944 --> 00:52:08,703
Then...

773
00:52:08,704 --> 00:52:10,264
well...

774
00:52:11,384 --> 00:52:12,584
we might have...

775
00:52:12,585 --> 00:52:13,823
started...

776
00:52:13,824 --> 00:52:14,944
Courting?

777
00:52:16,024 --> 00:52:17,304
Yeah.

778
00:52:18,464 --> 00:52:20,623
Except by then, I'd have met
Kenneth.

779
00:52:20,624 --> 00:52:21,903
Would you?

780
00:52:21,904 --> 00:52:25,504
Him with his university
education and his prospects.

781
00:52:27,144 --> 00:52:28,424
Would that have been it, then?

782
00:52:29,544 --> 00:52:31,143
I don't know.

783
00:52:31,144 --> 00:52:35,543
You see, I think that's what I was
dazzled by - his prospects.

784
00:52:35,544 --> 00:52:37,543
I wouldn't be now.

785
00:52:37,544 --> 00:52:43,303
Now I know there are much more
important qualities a man can have,
but... then...

786
00:52:43,304 --> 00:52:44,663
I wanted...

787
00:52:44,664 --> 00:52:47,543
a nice house with a bit of garden

788
00:52:47,544 --> 00:52:48,864
and a car.

789
00:52:50,024 --> 00:52:51,824
Things my mum and dad had
never had.

790
00:52:53,264 --> 00:52:55,543
So, no.

791
00:52:55,544 --> 00:52:58,463
I would probably have made
the same mistakes.

792
00:52:58,464 --> 00:53:00,024
I had prospects.

793
00:53:01,744 --> 00:53:03,024
Oh, I know. I...

794
00:53:03,025 --> 00:53:06,383
Not t'same as Kenneth, perhaps.

795
00:53:06,384 --> 00:53:08,463
I wasn't comparing. I'm just...

796
00:53:08,464 --> 00:53:09,704
saying...

797
00:53:10,984 --> 00:53:13,823
And anyway, you weren't there.

798
00:53:13,824 --> 00:53:15,543
No.

799
00:53:15,544 --> 00:53:16,744
So...

800
00:53:18,264 --> 00:53:19,864
But I'm here now.

801
00:53:21,664 --> 00:53:23,824
You certainly are.

802
00:53:26,464 --> 00:53:29,903
You told Michael bloody
Dobson of all people?!

803
00:53:29,904 --> 00:53:32,463
That insidious little prick?
Are you cross?

804
00:53:32,464 --> 00:53:35,303
No, Kate, I'm delighted, I'm
thrilled, I'm over the bloody moon!

805
00:53:35,304 --> 00:53:37,824
Look, he's... I've gotta go,
I'm going, I'm driving.

806
00:53:50,384 --> 00:53:53,023
Hey! Oi!

807
00:53:53,024 --> 00:53:55,064
Sorry! Emergency.

808
00:53:56,704 --> 00:53:57,744
Jesus!

809
00:54:04,544 --> 00:54:05,663
Dad.

810
00:54:05,664 --> 00:54:07,464
Oh, Gillian!

811
00:54:09,104 --> 00:54:13,183
That was the most selfish,
mindless piece of driving

812
00:54:13,184 --> 00:54:14,904
I have ever witnessed.
I won't be a minute, love.

813
00:54:14,905 --> 00:54:16,943
Then you can have it.
You could see I'd got

814
00:54:16,944 --> 00:54:18,382
my reversing lights on, you could
see I'd already started manoeuvring.

815
00:54:18,383 --> 00:54:20,784
Yeah, well, if you keep your hair
on, I'll be less than 60 seconds.

816
00:54:20,785 --> 00:54:22,383
Idiot! Snotty bitch!

817
00:54:22,384 --> 00:54:24,463
Are you gonna let her
talk to you like that?

818
00:54:24,464 --> 00:54:26,023
Mum, you all right?

819
00:54:26,024 --> 00:54:27,543
Fine.

820
00:54:27,544 --> 00:54:29,983
- This must be Alan.
- Yes.

821
00:54:29,984 --> 00:54:32,383
How do you do? I'm
Caroline. How do you do?

822
00:54:32,384 --> 00:54:34,463
Thank you for staying with
her till I got here.

823
00:54:34,464 --> 00:54:38,103
We're gonna have to go - some
braindead lowlife trailer trash

824
00:54:38,104 --> 00:54:41,183
stole my parking space.
And... you've met my daughter.

825
00:54:41,184 --> 00:54:42,583
Sorry?

826
00:54:42,584 --> 00:54:44,704
Gillian, this is Celia...

827
00:54:46,504 --> 00:54:48,104
and Caroline.

828
00:54:49,264 --> 00:54:51,263
Hello, Celia.

829
00:54:51,264 --> 00:54:52,824
I've heard a lot about you.

830
00:54:54,664 --> 00:54:56,103
I've met Caroline.

831
00:54:56,104 --> 00:54:57,184
Right.

832
00:54:58,664 --> 00:55:00,184
Well...

833
00:55:01,264 --> 00:55:04,703
Now, then, we've got some
news for you.

834
00:55:04,704 --> 00:55:06,224
For both of you.

835
00:55:07,504 --> 00:55:09,024
We're getting married.

836
00:55:16,024 --> 00:58:00,000
Was het leuk Diny
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